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probably using too many metaphors and maybe more fun than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

Archive for January, 2008

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resilience

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qotd: burning question

qotd: If you could ask any question in the world and get a true answer, who and what would you ask?

if I would get a true answer, the question I’d like to ask is “why?”

but maybe I don’t need the answer.

and there’s more that one person I’d like to ask.

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qotd: offering up my best

qotd: What do you think is your best physical attribute?

One of the strangest “compliments” I ever got was years ago one drunken night during sxswi in the Omni Hotel lobby bar. I was slunk down in one of the couches with one of my new conference friends, a beautiful gay boy with this thick, syrupy sweet southern drawl. He touches my arm and inquires, “Have yew had a nose jahhhb?”

Through the late night fog in my head I wondered if I heard that right. “What?”

“Have yew had a nose jaahhb?” he repeats, followed by a, “Ah don’t mean that in a bad way.”

“Um, no. I’ve broken it a few times, but this is the nose I was born with. Why?”

“Because your nose is like purrrfect.” (I think he actually purrr-ed it.)

I don’t know if my nose is perfect, but I don’t mind it. I actually kinda like my nose and certainly would never consider rhinoplasty. Other than that, I guess I really like my green-blue eyes, especially when they’re looking brilliantly green. And my naturally full lips aren’t so bad either.

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qotd: can’t do without

qotd: What food item would you miss the most if it were removed from your diet and recipes?

Gut reaction is wannabe valley girl from the 80s “OMAHGAH! duh! Its like, totally, Bacon!” but really, I think I could live without bacon. (Did I just type that? Gasp. I know, right?)

Seriously, I think that the food item I would miss the most is something that I never eat by itself - butter. Real, honest-to-goodness, none of that Fabio fake shit, butter. I have no idea what all those chemicals are in that other spreadable stuff, which is bad enough on its own. But the flavor, oh the flavor - you can’t beat butter. It makes everything taste so much better. Even one of my white-trashy favorite things to eat - instant mashed potatoes - taste ahundredy-million times better with real butter.

Yeah, I get the irony. I like real butter with my fake mashed potatoes. Don’t hate.

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